Elly | 20 | California
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
it got better
is that hermione granger
It’s LeviOsa not levio-ra-ra-ah- ah-aaah.
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
spoon me while we watch bobs burgers until I fall asleep and drool all over you plz
i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.
"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."
I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
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I remember when I thought that being in my twenties would be awesome and I would have a huge group of friends and we would go out all the time and I would have a boyfriend and be pretty and happy but I’m just sitting here on my computer talking to no one and feeling only more pathetic than I did last year because I’m officially two decades old. Two decades of various failures and displays of mediocrity.
let’s pretend we never happened
Celebrating two decades of failure in an hour and ten minutes.